Politically Correct 23rd Psalm for the 21st Century

Supreme Entity you are my herder. I will consume as if resources were unlimited. You coerce me to lie down in organically grown pastures. You guide me toward stagnant pools. You reconstruct my undefined and nebulous spirit. You direct me to be right-minded to puff-up your image. Even when I am in danger of dying, I will not be afraid of the wrong minded who are not responsible for their actions due to their upbringing, for you are nearby. You comfort me with your accoutrements. You set a table for me even when I’m surrounded by those who disagree with me. You pour oil over my head to signify that I’m supposedly better than others. It’s a sure bet that good things will come as I go forward, and I will have an abode in your habitat for ever.